Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

Russia bombards Ukraine with 479 drones overnight, Ukrainian air force says - ABC News

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I understand how hurricane paths work

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

For 9 Days, Earth Was Sending Out Mysterious Signals. Now We Know What They Were. - Yahoo

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I actually pay taxes

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

Why does Meghan Markle seem to struggle with acceptance in Hollywood despite her royal title and celebrity connections?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

What are the effects of red light therapy for fat loss?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I don’t cotton to rapists

How can you maintain self-control?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

A hidden 'super-Earth' exoplanet is dipping in and out of its habitable zone - Space

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

We were all expecting an Iran / Israel / Trump the " Axis of Bullshit " war show as an " October Surprise", we all know they're colluding to try & help Trump win, are we smart enough to ignore their BS and vote blue?

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

What do men like to be given for their birthday?

I see through liars

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

WHO Monitors New Covid Variant Spreading in America and Europe - WIRED

I can count

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Is The Switch 2’s #2 Launch Game - Forbes

I have complete contempt for fakery

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

Transportation chief seeks to weaken fuel economy standards, calls Biden-era rule ‘illegal’ - AP News

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I have a reading level above third grade

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

What's the difference between a zero shot, a few shot, and a chain of thought prompting?

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Judge tells Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni to work out dispute over dismissal of emotional distress claims - NBC News

I can read

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

Scientists make jaw-dropping discovery after satellite images reveal what's hiding over a mile beneath Antarctic ice: 'It's like uncovering a time capsule' - The Cool Down

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t buy bullshit

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y